The Tory Social Media Army Is On The March!

Tory party chairman Brandon Lewis, a man who has developed relentless lying into an art form, announced that a Tory social media army will be unleashed.

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Strong and stable! Strong and stable!

Taking inspiration from Russian bot farms and from the MAGA mob, a mix of nasty young brats and bitter old gits will regurgitate Tory lies and misdirections.  Smirk-filled provocation, personal abuse and melodramatic fake reactions will be the tone of their online engagement.  

Clearly, the main purpose of the Tory social media army is to distract people away from intelligent debate.  The Tories cannot compete on facts or on clarity of political vision.  They have nothing but the same lies repeated over and over accompanied by petulance.  The Tory social media strategy is the industrialisation of the dead cat tactic.

Some of the members of this army of insincere voices will be paid for their work.  

Bribery and corruption (sterling)

How to deal with the Tory social media army
Given how comfortable Brandon Lewis feels about lying, it is possible that the social media army won’t exist at all; perhaps, they have just cloned ridiculous troll James Cleverly.  New initiatives that claim to seek to spark Tory support are declared every week and inevitable flaccidity ensues.  However, just in case some hapless prats are engaged in online combat on behalf of the Tories, the (obvious) response to their operations is to

  • Ignore deliberate childish provocation that seeks an angry response
  • Don’t be distracted into circular and stupid non-debates
  • Make a note of lies and libellous comments for possible future use

The Tories, hampered by the growing negative consequences of their policies and by the continuing farce of their non-existent Brexit plans, have only mindless wacky wavy inflatable arm-flailing tubeman tactics to offer led by the trio of clowns Brandon Lewis, James Cleverly and Ben Bradley.  Their cluelessness is very welcome.

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Tory trolls assemble

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The Tory Social Media Army Is On The March!

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